It’s Getting Kind Of Hectic Up In This Piece

Thanks go out to Law Dork for pointing out the funniest article I have read in a very long time.  I literally LOL'd.
 
An excerpt:
 
"As a quick-thinking senatorial aide switched on the Senate’s public-address system and cued up the infamous “Seven Minutes of Funk” break, Mr. Leahy and Mr. Cheney went head-to-head in what can only be described as a “take no prisoners” freestyle rap battle."